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baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
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Colonize

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
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Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.
by Reefknot January 27, 2020
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Colonizer

Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or actively push ideologies that harm BIPOC.

It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from white supremacy—an element of colonization.

No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.

So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
Person1: Native Genocide wasn’t that bad, they were fighting each other before we got here.
Person2: Colonizers did worse to natives than natives ever did to each other and still do with their harmful ideologies.
Person1: pshhhh whatever quit with your victim complex

Person2: Good job colonizer for proving my point
by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024
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