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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.
Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...
by chicken likka September 27, 2023
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toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.
Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.
by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009
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colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
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Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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Colonizer Day

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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