Colon

very cool guy

Damn you Colon

by Eeeidifo December 29, 2021

Colonize

When a country invades another country or land for power, money or resources. When the land is invaded it is occupied because the people who colonized it is running the country but they can be forced out by revolution or war

We will colonize that land across the sea

by BAC3822 February 9, 2022

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls

Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022

Colon

A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.

"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."

by Ding_ass January 1, 2021