Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021
Get the Colonic colonistmug. by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Colonizer Daymug. Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
Get the Colon breathmug. When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
Get the kickstand colonicmug. A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
Get the Swiss Colonmug. Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
Get the Colon 3edmug.