closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.

My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.

closet cosplay by mellyb December 9, 2008

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Closet weeb

Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness

"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"

Closet weeb by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020

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Closet • closers • close • Closet Keeper • closet case • closet slut • closed-minded • closet whore • close-minded • closet boy

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

No Paper Cloger by FP913 January 4, 2012

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pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008