closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.

My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.

by mellyb December 9, 2008

Closet weeb

Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness

"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"

by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Closet Freak

Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

Clone Sense

Like spidey sense, but between to people where one person is a clone of the other

"I knew you were going to email just before you did"
"Must be our clone sense"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022

clean out one's closet

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght

Eminem`s song

by Anonymous August 23, 2003