Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015

CloneInvictus

A synonym for the word Gay

That guy’s a real CloneInvictus over there!

by Buildcraftguy July 26, 2019

Go Clone Yourself

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.

“dude i fucked your mom”
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess”

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.

"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."

by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007

Clonch

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.

I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.

by Woodrow J November 9, 2010

Clone Bone

When having sexual intercourse with a young tramp from behind, next to a window. Then you tag your friend in to take your place. You leave the room and go to the window and wave at the tramp.

"So I was giving this chick a clone bone and she said no wonder it got better all of the sudden."

by Ryanbrett March 25, 2010