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Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 4, 2017
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stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads
"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"
by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015
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tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.
by Sauce bucket December 20, 2017
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Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.
When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.
by Lady Tommo November 3, 2010
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Clay

A gaping ass gay boy who only fingers herself with a cactus pillows that are coated in lube and need to clean but he wont because he is a gay little white whore who lives in gay town with his ten boyfriends that he has an orgy with every single FUCKIng
Boy 1: ur a nigger

Boy 2: UR A CLAY
by nigga niiga niigaaaa November 20, 2019
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pay or clay

An idiom describing pay 2 win gaming models. Either you pay OR receive only mediocre experience - CLAY.
How's the new game, Nate?

Neat, but hopelessly pay or clay!
by WortBeobachter March 23, 2019
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Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke
a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?
by Fenny wap October 7, 2018
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