Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023

TF2 Classic

A standalone mod of Team Fortress 2 that removes all the hats, taunts, and non-stock weapons. It adds a tenth class from the original Team Fortress. Mostly popular due to people trying to avoid the bot crisis affecting the main game.

Person 1: Oh hey you're playing TF2.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Where're all the hats?
Person 2: Oh I'm playing TF2 Classic

by An anonymous editor. July 20, 2021

Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.

Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!

by bigolfan February 26, 2011

Classic triangle

the unfunny thing we call a triangle with all 60 degrees

That is a classic triangle, not an equilateral triangle.

by skrunkle the fake one October 24, 2023

Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

ghetto classic

Some form of media (movie, tv show, music) that everyone in the hood can agree was awesome!

The 1995 Power Rangers Movie is a ghetto classic.

by CMD856 March 11, 2017

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019