church money 

The ability to have so much money and Properties that you are essentially Above The Law. The example being the Catholic Church Only a few People have the amount of money you would need to be defined as having "Church Money"

The top 100 Richest People in the World Fit this Definition.

I Got off the Charge because my Dad has "Church Money" and he bought my way out of a conviction because he paid off a Senator.

church money by Cradox Creative July 8, 2018

Church Mousing 

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

Church Mousing by Loose bits February 22, 2023

Church Mouse 

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

Church Mouse by buttsAU May 24, 2018

church on the move 

When everybody at a club or wherever you're at has to leave immideatley.

Devonta: Oh Crap! That's my ex! CHURCH ON THE MOVE!

church on the move by NotLydia January 7, 2009

church giggles

A habit of children and immature adults to find things with little or no comedic value hilarious when bored in church in order to entertain themselves.

A brother and sister are sitting in church, begrudgingly listening to a sermon until the preacher says: "god owns everything from here to Uranus.."; at which point the two children attempt to silence their uncontrollable laughter. These two kids suffer from church giggles.

church giggles by milvy April 28, 2008

church boy 

Church Boy:
a man with a small penis.
...
Because he be praying to god you still want to get with him when you see it.

"Thought he was a blackhammer - turns out he's just a church boy"

church boy by f.d.h. September 3, 2014

Church of Dirt 

Any well known or established location set up, designed or laid out for the sole purpose of riding Dirt Bikes, ATV's and ORV's. Typically a motorcross track, trails, supercross track or outdoor riding park.

Guy 1: Last Sunday some friends and I went riding. The trails were perfect.

Guy 2: Where did you go?

Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!

Church of Dirt by B Krause October 11, 2007