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choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other
Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.
by DPAN June 22, 2004
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choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)
"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."
by American Athlete July 30, 2004
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choad

chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.
by king parrot July 16, 2007
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choachella valley

an area in southern California; 100 miles east of Los Angeles (basically mexico).
most recognized by Palm Springs, a place that is pretty much a wanna be hollywood.

its dominated by rich old retired people, who drive expensive sports / exotic cars that usually go 10-15 miles below the speed limit.
it is a nice place to visit on the weekends (if you have money). living here is a different story. the youth who live here have absolutely nothing to do but drink, party, get high, have sex, or go to work/school and sleep. "if your born and raised here chances are you will either be a stoner, junky, slut, or a thug" is what many of the local youth say.

weather: summers get as hot as 125 degrees. winter as low as 40 degrees.

police: usually have too much time on their hands and usually harass the youth.

population: 365,002

diversity: 44.70% Non-Hispanic White,

49.90% Hispanic,

1.80% Black/African American,

2.10% Asian/Pacific Islander,

0.40% American Indian and Eskimo,

0.10% from other races,

and 1.10% from two or more races
"so where are you from?"
"the desert....choachella valley"
"im sorry..."
by watahhh760 December 12, 2009
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choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.
"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"
by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003
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choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.
Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???
by lothar mann March 8, 2005
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choast

Slang for the all time favourite stoner food: cheese on toast.

Not to be confused with 'Shoast', a joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast'.
I'm hungry, I think I'll make sum choast..
by ttoonnyy3 April 21, 2009
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