child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021

childe tartaglia

the 11th of the fatui harbingers and also the hottest genshin character to ever exist

do you know childe tartaglia?
yeah he's incredibly sexy

by childesimp June 5, 2021

Chielo

a gæ person that I love the most >//< only gæ 4 her <33 pag iniwan ako nito, susumpa ko buong angkan mo ^^

Chielo loves ice cream lmao

by abunjing June 9, 2021

Butter-child

Another name for a white person. Lore states that white people were once born in large vats of churning butter in ceremonial settings. These white people were born under the image of the butter god and are hence named children of the butter god or "butter-children"

Don't you find it strange that there's a butter-child at our cookout, Jamal?

by Ngupiteng August 22, 2014

Highlighter child

a 5th grade boy that wears too much neon and blind everyone he walks by.

Yo, that is a highlighter child!!!!!

by Yeetus Mcgeetus May 17, 2020

Yung Child Support

A. Rapper who never paid child suppport

Yung child support is such a dick for not paying child support I can't stand this stank ass

by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020

childbirth

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.

by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003