Chesterton

Chesterton is a small town in Northwest Indiana, a little less than an hour away from Chicago. The towns buildings are mostly fast food related, with the exception of Broadway, a street full of small town businesses that are never hiring. The high school is full of mostly druggies, dirty kids, and skanky freshman girls, with some rare relatively cool people as well. The army is always at the high school school, which is all the rage amonst the dirty kids, but most normal people find it extremely irritating. It's no surprise that most kids are druggies, considering the only things this town has going for it is a tiny ass bowling alley that smells like cigarettes and a put put golf course.

Person 1: Wanna buy some drugs and hit on some skanky freshmen?
Person 2: Sure, let's go to Chesterton.

by Senior Burrito February 19, 2011

chest jellies

2 very nice things to look at, located below a woman's face. preferably huge

"take your top off right now, i wanna see your chest jellies"

"hey lady.. nice chest jellies"

by john mccevenaghartholoughlin April 24, 2008

Rock-chester

Refeers to Rochester, New York.

I like to go to Javas and complain about kids who go to The Spot, then I go skiing in June and eat garbage plates, because I live in Rock-chester.

by Stayin' Alive post 585 September 10, 2005

muffin chest

When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.

Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!

by babMuatangGT March 23, 2009

chesticle

a slang term for either male or female breasts

that woman has massive chesticles

by Mark Peden October 13, 2005

chesterites

the people who live in chester,pa

Chesterites scare me

by LickityLack May 30, 2006

Chester

A derogatory term for a child rapist, specifically ones that participate in kidnapping, child pornography, sacrifice and sex trafficking ---*ahem*--- the ones that control the world.
Derived from the term "chester the molester".

"God, these fucking psychopathic chesters that visit bohemian grove really do call the shots. Hiding their evil crime syndicate behind fronts of churches, governments, political organizations, financial institutions, etc.. When will people follow the money and see what's really going on?"

by Squishyboo August 27, 2017