The act of receiving (anal sex) with a (crystal dildo) while being penetrated in (circle position) with a mans tongue, resulting in a squirt fest.
by notawineexpert March 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Channon mug.To kiss and hug someone (often times comicly) in an attempt to get them to squeel and or react in a manner as if they dislike the behavior. Often done as a parent to a small child as if to embarrass them.
The mother embarrassed her third grade son by averse canoodling him in front of his classmates, Johnny was not amused.
by Roflcopterss April 11, 2021
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A customer walked in scratching their privets I asked what was wrong they said it burns; later on a co worker said the customer had the scochie changos
by Funnystdterm April 21, 2022
Get the Scochie changos mug.The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
Get the Chinese Chaloopa mug.When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
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