Cunting

When someone is doing something especially cunty.

Karen's cunting real hard today.

by Wafflebitz July 1, 2022

cantinopia

The state of severe hunger that causes a person to experience Auditory or Visual hallucinations

—Why have an experience without a name? What’s gonna happen when you go to the doctor and have to explain to them that you are hallucinating from hunger when you could simply say “ hey, I’m feeling Cantinopia right now”

Let’s put and name to the face

“She is Cantinopic, get food stat!” (Panicked)
“I’m feeling a state of Cantinopia right now” (calm)
“I’m practically Cantinopic” (sarcastic)

by Dumbest_Smart_Kid August 9, 2022

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

Cunting

To be on the receiving end of an extremely serious loss in a sporting event. Far worse than a beating or flogging.

Jimmy: Did you see Liverpool done Man U 7-0?
Timmy: Yeah what a cunting.

by Baresark April 9, 2023

cunting

When a woman is consciously & deliberately being a raging bitch.

"Hey dude, is she cunting on you?"

"Bro, she is totally cunting you."

by MuddDogg April 9, 2023

canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023

Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...

Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023