Canadian Dinner Jacket 

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.

Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?

Canadian Dinner Jacket by stronghands March 19, 2008

Canadian Shocker 

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.

"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."

Canadian Shocker by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010

Canadian History 

When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.

Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!

Canadian History by S.M.Xiong24 February 4, 2010

Canadian Corn Dog 

A Canadian Corn Dog is when your receiving a blow job and they can fit both penis and testicles in their mouth.

Your wife just gave me the best Canadian Corn Dog.

Canadian Corn Dog by Noway13 May 22, 2011

Canadian Sperm Rocket 

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

Canadian Sperm Rocket by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

Canadian Jet Ski 

a snowmobile

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin

Canadian Jet Ski by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

canadian stoner 

n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.

Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.

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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.

I'm not lying. Why are you lying?

No. I said I was lying two. Not too.

canadian stoner by gnostic1 September 13, 2011