Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

cable

a gay ass string

im just gonna lay this cable down

by mini hink September 27, 2017

Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.

That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro

by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018

camilela

hot tempered and aren’t afraid to say what is on their mind. the have a wild side that you would love to see. her bad side is so psycho that you might just need to step away on bad days. if she trusts you she will die or kill for you. she doesn’t cry in public but she has feeling she only lets people she trusts see her cry which are very few people. she is great at roasting people and is beautiful. tends to like guys who don’t deserve her. her name is often said wrong and that makes her mad. she is very athletic

Boy 1: Hi girl I am lovin that booty
Camilela: Umm No I don’t want to talk to people like you

by ice34 April 13, 2018

Cambren

They send nudes and try to expose you

That back stabbing bitch was a cambren

by Hayleigh678 July 28, 2018

Cumblebrag

A humblebrag about sex.

Person 1: It’s so hard for me to find condoms that aren’t super tight!
Person 2: Nice cumblebrag, bro.

by P53UD0NYM68420 January 7, 2019