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carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.
The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.
by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008
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Calgonize

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume
1. Her morning breath calgonized the bedroom.
2. You calgonize everything you do.
3. If you don't watch your mouth, I will calgonize you!
by Alkups September 29, 2010
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Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants
I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker
by IzEliz April 30, 2015
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Carbo-titanium

Also known as Carbon titanium or Carbotitanium, is a patented material made by Modena Design, the carbon composite manufacturing and consultancy arm of the Italian car company Pagani. It is a combination of titanium and carbon fiber to make the already strong carbon fiber even stronger as its main weak point is the lack of elasticity. They evolved the carbon fiber technology so that the bodywork could sustain small impacts without developing small cracks, using also different resins to bring a different or matching mixture of stiffness/yield strength and elasticity. The titanium wires and carbon composites are combined by first abrading the titanium to be bonded, coating the titanium with platinum, aging the titanium, spraying primer on the coated titanium, applying adhesive to the primer side of the titanium and then applying the carbon to the adhesive. This allows the carbon composite to bond securely to the titanium. This composite uses the best properties of each component, the combination having a better set of properties than either part. It could keep the structure/chassis together even after a major crash and to keep the occupants safe. This has been used in later models of the Zonda, such as the Zonda R and Pagani's current vehicle, the Huayra.
Sources from the Wikipedia and The Italian Junkyard.
Car journalist: This uses carbo-titanium, a carbon fiber composite, which is weaved with titanium wires to make the chassis even stiffer than the normal carbon fiber.
by Blitzstorm December 31, 2015
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Carcolepsy

Sudden, excessive sleepiness incurred in a car.
Because I have carcolepsy, I fall asleep everytime I drive.
by AmyShu March 7, 2017
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Caraokee

Steve: Are you really putting on third eye blind?

Lisa: " I wish you would step down from that ledge my friend "
Steve: looks like another night of Caraokee
by Stisa or Listeve June 25, 2017
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Carboloading

Eating insane amounts of carbs before extreme physical activity in order to have more energy. Typically, this is achieved by eating straight up bread in large amounts.
Before the cross-country race, Richard practiced carboloading by eating an entire loaf of bread.
by Just you average asshole September 30, 2017
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