Boner Bumper

A person who bumps his Boner with that of another. Typically a male homosexual.

That boner bumper over there looks to be checkin' you out, Bobby.

by lich707 October 29, 2004

summer bummer

a person who bums around (does whatever they feel like whenever they want) all summer lonnng. the person may or may not have a job, but probably smokes pot. if you are one, you're probably proud of it. if you're not, you probably wish you were.

"what are you doing this summer?"
"nothing at all"
"oh i see, you're a summer bummer"
"hellll yes"

by EE$ December 25, 2008

fanny bumper

A lesbian, gay female aka dykus femalus....

She is so butch, she simply must be a fanny bumper...

Or colloquially, 'bitch you be a fanny bumper'... aka you suck , or you eat carpet...

by Balsahy December 17, 2006

Dirty Bumper Car

When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars

After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.

by Bob Combo November 17, 2010

pussy bumper

a lesbian, because of the possible friction lesbians can experience by using their genitals or utilizing similar frottage techniques

"Dang, what do lesbians do to get off?"
"I don't know. They probably bump pussy."
"That would make them pussy bumpers."

by highlyopinionated May 4, 2013

Rusty Bumper

(n). A feces latent anus sighting during the action of sex.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.

I was having sex with this girl and when I flipped her over she had a rusty bumper.

I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.

by Andy and the Rad April 20, 2009

cooter bumpers

Lesbians. Derived from the sexual action of two women mashing (bumping) their genitals (cooters) together during their lesbian sex act.

Rosie and Ellen didn't mind being called cooter bumpers because if it was one thing they loved, it was being lesbians grinding their pussies together under the sheets.

by Jerry Jinglebells July 6, 2010