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Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .
Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.
by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025
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Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?
My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.
by keithyweithy June 23, 2022
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bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023
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Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck
man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025
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tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven
Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..
by NunYuhBiz November 21, 2016
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Bumper ad

An ad on YouTube that less than 6 seconds
Person 1: Have you heard that YouTube now shows 2 ads at once?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's only skippable ads or bumper ads.
by June 15, 2019
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Bumper buster

A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.
As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.
by JazzDemon November 17, 2011
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