aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

Body Booking

Repeatedly slapping someone all over their body with a book

Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Female sans June 11, 2018

Pop blocking

someone that steps in the way of two people.

Jim needs to stop Pop blocking.

by EmmaRosie February 5, 2019

Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).

Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months

by Chad 3 July 28, 2019

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019

snack blocking

Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.

That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.

by Disbarred Lawyer January 25, 2020