The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know ๐๐๐)
by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024

1. When someoneโs talking shit โstop talking bollocksโ
2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used
3. Menโs testicles โstop looking at his bollocksโ
2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used
3. Menโs testicles โstop looking at his bollocksโ
Oh bollocks I forgot
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.
by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
