Blobstrop

That wonderful time of the month when even something as innocuous as good morning can get your head ripped off by someone who has the decorator in.

Jesus mate, stay clear of Sandra this morning, she's having a right proper blobstrop.

by Jimmy, the scourge of X August 11, 2025

bloastificacion

when you are really, really, stoned.
the spanish version of the combination of "blazed" and "roasted"

"yo soy bloastificacion"

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

blobitician

a fat pompous politician

No way I'd vote for that whale belly blobitician.

by I'm disgruntled September 23, 2006

blobular

A person's view of the world when they forget their glasses. All shapes loose their current form and become indistinguishable. Items such as airport gate numbers and arrival times become nearly impossible to read.

"I forgots my glasses at home. So I'll be in a blobular world." - Angie

by HotandBothered July 3, 2007

Blobal

Large, or portly; fat
Extreme

Dude, did you see that blobal chick

Man, that test was blobal.

by savcait May 15, 2009

Blobjective

The act or process of creating, designing and imagining "Blobjects", physically, mentally, spiritually or musically.

The main "blobjective of this project is to create a refined and incredibly well thought out solution to these blobjects.

Creating new blobjects is our "blobjective."

by KH8 June 13, 2010

Blobbit

A male human with not enormous, but pudgy cheeks.

What's up, Blobbit Boy? Ya"ll got cheeks like a blue whal!

by BlobbitBoy October 25, 2010