
Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.
by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
by notdogen January 24, 2011

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.
*Can be shortened to ass blind
*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
by Axel432 December 16, 2014

by Stainless26 December 3, 2019

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014
