Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019

Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.

I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB

by fredfazbea October 23, 2023

Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message

me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness

by commablindness September 21, 2017

Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.

OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro

by Mag 56 November 29, 2020

Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.

Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!

by שואה (sheckles) February 02, 2016

truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.

He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.

by xSoulFish December 19, 2016

blind romance

Being in love with the idea of being in love

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013