Bertha

That one white girl in the call of duty mobile chat that be mad annoying

WHY R U STILL IN THE GODDAMN CHAT BERTHA!!

by Reyhan latif January 12, 2020

bert

n. skateboard or surfing trick where rider makes a quick 180 degree heelside turn using their front hand as an anchor on a wave or a banked piece of pavement while grabbing the toeside edge of board with the free hand.

Did you see him do that sick bert? It was like he was surfing concrete!

by Cliff J's longskate vocab August 20, 2006

bert

Falling asleep on XBOX Live, preferably in a party with your friends.

Where happened to Joe?
He probably pulled a bert with his hand in a bag of chips.

You better not do a bert again tonight.

by fathony marshall September 26, 2011

Berta

A cheap and easy party girl who cheats and has affairs with unavailable married men.

She did the Berta with Michael for 8 years and it ruin both her marriages.

by RealMe69 June 18, 2018

bert nosed

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street

OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up

by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020

aron berti

what you would call someone if you thought they were the ultimate badass

man that guy over there with all the fly honeys is a total aron berti.....word.

by stephen hernandezz December 6, 2010