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Mosquito Bites

(n.)(adj.)Small ass tities on a girl. Small boobs. Stuff those damn things. The 'Confusion' between a womans chest and little bumps formed on the skin. Usually an insult.
"That lovely woman has a nice bottom, but Mosquito Bites for tits." "Are those Mosquito Bites on your chest or your boobies?"
by Richard I. March 13, 2007
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conservative bias

What liberals accuse any news outlet or commentator who disagrees with them of having (liberals usually deny the existence of liberal bias, since they like to think they're too open-minded to be biased). The term is most frequently directed at Fox News Channel, Rush Limbaugh, and anyone who shows even a hint of civility to Ann Coulter.

Some ultra-left commentators such as Amy Goodwin, Eric Alterman, and Noam Chomsky have tried to prove that mainstream media, widely known for its liberal bias, actually leans to the right, but mostly on the grounds that it doesn't lean as far to the left as they do.
"I never listen to talk radio. There's just too much conservative bias!"

"But if you don't listen, how would you know?"

"Uh, well. . . hey, here's my bus!"
by Gahmuret July 10, 2006
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bitatchie

Your are such a fucking bitatchie.
by DaPewpSter October 10, 2004
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glow in the dark love bites

Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.
For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...
by plus 10 eye vision at night October 16, 2010
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biast

Someone who is stupid enough to misspell the word bias. Aka a opiniated retard.
1: dude fox news is so biast!!
2: RETARD!!! IT"S BIAS!!!!
by zbane1 April 13, 2010
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Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.
Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.
by geeksinlove December 9, 2008
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Bites

(Noun) another term for food like grub or feast
"hey i'm hungry, let's get some bites at taco bell
by Andy Pimentel August 7, 2006
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