poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018
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Haigy Bet

A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.
An example of an haigy bet might be;

1/3 Monaco
2/9 Rangers
1/5 PSG
1/2 Ajax
by D_VADER August 23, 2013
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the biggerester bet

briana/alyssa: *steals my word* “the biggerest bet
me: *doesnt know what to do* “the biggerester bet”
by thebiggeresterbet September 16, 2018
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chew bet

"You bet" but with a slight twist.
You: Thanks man!
Friend: Chew bet! *Chewbacca sounds*
by unacceptable22 June 02, 2025
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mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Math “the geniusFerguson
I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)
by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024
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Bet-Debt

when you lose a bet, you enter bet debt.

Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.
She lost our bet and now she’s in bet-debt until she wins.
by twarfare November 09, 2020
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Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."
Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"
by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008
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