"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"
by Megaross August 27, 2014
Balling or ballin' backwards is best defined as losing ground, wasting time and/or resources, failing to progress in life and instead decreasing in power and influence while thinking you are being wise and progressing.
ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.
ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.
After they broke up, Sheila was doing well - went back o school, bot a better job and was planning to buy a house. But when Malik came begging she let him back into her life and now she has no education, got evicted, and he spent the money she'd saved on some wild scheme to "start a business." That girl is working so hard but seriously ballin' backwards!
by Debsterism April 14, 2023
when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!
What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!
by burtkeesley07 June 15, 2009
by PappaLaker June 15, 2022
When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax
Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.
by Soggybiacuiiiit November 15, 2021
by The Backwards Beekeeper September 24, 2010
The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia
by Dknotdonkey March 07, 2024