Awkward Bomb

When someone says something that destroys the whole conversation by making it that awkward

Jim: Jenny always eats the fatso

Claire: Thats because shes pregnant you dick!

*Dead conversation*

Dave: Jim just dropped the awkward bomb

by King Blurgh April 8, 2011

Awkward Curbiness

The awkward feeling that you get waiting at a curb for someone to pick you up, with other cars going by.

This morning I experienced awkward curbiness when I had to wait for a friend at a curb who was half an hour late! I felt so awkward with all the cars passing by!

by An0nnnnnnnnn June 27, 2011

awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.

by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008

awkwardence

occurence of awkwardness

al wanted tim to tell stacy that he didn't like her. the whole mess was a awkwardence

by JJthemonkey August 6, 2008

Awkwardiness

When there no one in a theater and your jumping around with your friends and someone walks in on you.. awkwardiness is born.

"Oh, the awkwardiness!"

by pseudonym slim March 1, 2010

Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.

Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.

by erinf1005 March 25, 2010

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010