awkward octopus 

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

awkward octopus by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013

Awkward Muffin 

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

Awkward Muffin by lufquote April 30, 2013

awkward post-goodbye hello 

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.

Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello

awkward post-goodbye hello by O-town daddy September 13, 2013

awkward cup 

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation

Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*

awkward cup by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013

Awkward Sandwich 

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

Awkward Sandwich by Stache Man January 8, 2015

awkward water 

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

awkward water by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Awkward chicken 

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

Awkward chicken by thatderpychick June 2, 2015