really hot elf bitch

Someone That is extremely attractive but with elf like features, very fuckable though

A: Daniel is a really hot elf bitch

K: I know I’d do anything to get with him

by Richardramerizbussylice May 23, 2022

elf from fortnite not mario

has committed multiple war crimes

ELF FROM FORTNITE NOT MARIO

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Ass Elf

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.

Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.

by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021

Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

by hubsta April 7, 2022

Elf

To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.

the movie elf that is over played at Christmas

The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings

Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much

Elves are way better than dwarves

by The doctor of pubs December 17, 2014

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023