Alaskan warhead

A frostbitten penis.

The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019

alaskan hand grenade

when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.

I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back

by qrx January 22, 2021

Agasya

People with the name 'Agasya' like to take over in leadership. There's this word in telegu, Agastya, which means A patron saint of southern India. Agasya's tend to like nature and it's beauty. They like to be around animals. Nature means a lot t them. They sometimes brag about stuff they own, but other than that they are a good friend. They like to help out and might take over what you are doing. Sometime's cringe.

Agasya! Don't take over my whole entire channel!

by FoodManiacAddict February 6, 2021

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo

Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins

by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021