A common sexual act in the remote north:
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019