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Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 3, 2022
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Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 1, 2022
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Abbas

Someone that is such a sexy bomber, that he can even rizz up any creature on this planet. His favorite things to do are bomb identical looking towers, and put his giant 30 inch long wood in people’s asses.
Abbas u sexy ass nigger, I want you to bomb my asshole with your 30 inch dick.
by Kkk clan January 27, 2023
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Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.
My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.
by DJslut123 June 22, 2023
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Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit
by silentiger June 29, 2019
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unen-abasi

Means God's right . Humans bearing this name are sweet ,caring ,compassionate and a hand full . They are a special breed of humans . Keep them happy and they will resonate it
I love the name , unen-abasi
by Didi Lawrence September 14, 2019
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