after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

Tequila After-party

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.

Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.

by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009

Rejection aftershock

It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after

You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!

by Slang dude October 20, 2010

afternoon delight

Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.

Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by Casanova M-baby August 11, 2004

gettin after it

v. the act of pursuing one's immeadiate goals. it could be anything

Coach Hanratty continued to tell us to get after it.
Bob went over to Sally's house to get after it.

by Abitante March 22, 2005

aftertiming

When a person claims to be on the good side of a bet or prediction after the result without proving any evidence before or during the event.

It won @ big odds and i got a big chunk !! WUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Dave Cooper April 24, 2005

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis

1. In the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down.

I have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so I did'nt use a belt. Now their falling off.

by tnigs_ganja March 3, 2009