Adulterer

A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.

Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)

Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol

by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019

tele adulterer

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.

You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!

by Sannock September 29, 2019

Psuedo-adult

Someone who is old enough and financially secure enough to do all the things they wanted to do as a child but were too young or poor to do them.

Someone who is of adult age that has childish behaviors and impulses and routinely acts on them with a slight amount of adult responsibility

Psuedo-Adult: "Ah, the pleasures of psuedo-adulthood. Just the other day I went by the store after work just to buy an ice cream sandwich, a Nerf gun, and a bottle of vodka to kick off the weekend!"

by Ishigoto June 9, 2013

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013

other adult materials

Adult material that is not sex or nudity related, for example violence or language.
Movie ratings refer to the reasons something is "adults only" using letters: SNLV

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URL: www.urbandictionary.com
Category: Other Adult Materials

by rewtd February 26, 2015

Recreational Adult

An adult you associate with as a child with whom you have no professional or legal relationship.

"Paul is such a nerd for having recreational adults."

by Pivotcoptr July 11, 2016