Alt account

An alternative account to your main account.

Hahahahaha, YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALT ACCOUNTS! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

by Wariobros194 January 28, 2021

internet accent

When one pronounces internet terms outside of the net, they are said to have an internet accent.

Person A: omg wtf i can has chzburger plox
Person B: What the fuck are you trying to say?
Person C: Nothing worse than a retard with an internet accent

by Anonimite July 28, 2009

the accidental

This is the name of a sexual position which is both very stimulating for both the male and female. You enter from behind as you would in "doggy style" but then, the female lies on her belly with her legs together. You lie on top and continue to thrust as normal.

It is named the accidental because you know whoever invented it did so because himself and the female fell over doing doggy.

"Lets do doggy"
"ok"
(both fall over)
"ooooooooh, awesome!!!"

(doin doggy)
"the accidental???"
"hells yeah!!!"
"boom boom!"

by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010

accolades

a useless pat on the back from your asshole employer

I got accolades in the company newsletter for a job well done instead of a raise.

by spidey_88 May 22, 2010

english accent

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

by EdShnee June 28, 2015

Spam account

A spam account, sometimes referred to as a “sass account”, is an Instagram account with thousands of posts. Most users post daily and multiple times a day. Everything that goes on the spam is supposed to stay on the spam - illegal substances, nudes, 25 pictures in a row of you crying during a mental breakdown. The community started many years ago, maybe 2011 or so. People like Julia Penton, Jaelle Stiles, Ren, etc were some of the OG spam accounts; they have a big following base because their lives are absolutely insane half the time. Spams are different from Finstas. Spam = community of strangers. Finsta = Jeremy down the block who rides your bus.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw you having a mental breakdown on your spam account last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty common with me.

by yowhattheheckdude March 12, 2018

fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.

Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?

by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018