showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014

Shirt tailing

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)

Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.

by Taylor Alan Moe March 16, 2021

Shirt Changer

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.

Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.

by I_cant_stop_these_thoughts November 17, 2021

Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by anonymous August 23, 2023

shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour

Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz

by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017