metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

by cbyerchic February 12, 2005

Sexual Intercourse

When a man puts his pee pee in a womans hoo haa and they make some motherfucking WHOOPEE!

I am placing my flaccid penis into the woman's barren vagina in the hopes of creating something called a child...

by JJizzle January 10, 2005

sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.

Im not sexually frustrated, im SEXUALLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!

by nic P November 2, 2004

Twizzy Sexual

Used as a Slang, describing a very close friend who has a 'twin' of the opposite sex.
Can also be used as a term for 'loving your best friend to death'.

Mike: My twizzy sexual has a crush on you!
John: Wow, thats amazing!

Thats my best friend, she's twizzy sexual, and I love her to death!

by John P. Cunningham April 6, 2022

spiritual sexual

Spiritual sexual is a sexual orientation where someone is only attracted to soulmates, Twinflames, or kindred spirits.

Example:

Jess: Hey! How come your single? George liked you, Hannah!

Hannah: I'm spiritual sexual. George has no spiritual connection to me!

by arielsthetic February 14, 2021

Morgan-sexual

Having sexual feelings towards a male named Morgan.

"My friend is Morgan-sexual towards His teacher, Morgan"

by idf_k March 12, 2022

Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020