Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

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The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.

"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."

by Murdoc June 3, 2004

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Hebrew Hammer

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer

Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!

by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013

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turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

by renegade63x September 18, 2009

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Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

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