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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009
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somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.
I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.
by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011
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Silver squirrel

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush
Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny
by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018
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squirrel mating

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
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Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.
Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night
by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018
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Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
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