by Sexydimma June 25, 2022
Get the Gas maskmug. by Maskermind August 28, 2020
Get the Drop maskmug. “Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”
by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022
Get the Mask Vacationmug. Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
Get the Beard-Maskmug. A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.
Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
Get the mask struttermug. Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
Get the Mask Hoursmug. Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
by Tim7 November 21, 2022
Get the PJ Masksmug.