Woke and boke

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.

“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”

by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022

Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

by Solomon7 July 28, 2023

Woke signal

Commonly mistaken for the “Shaka” sign the woke signal is commonly used by virtue signalling celebrities to show off how cool they are and to assign themselves to “the message”.

The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..

Anything Brie Larson does

“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”

Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!

by DishyElephant August 17, 2021

Finna woke

Finna meaning 'going to' and woke as in 'past wake' put together, going to past wake.

You wanna know what really Jennas my Marbles? How finna woke Pam is.

by Jadynisc00l May 20, 2018

Woke Princess

She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.

Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.

by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023

Woke and Boke

Past tense of Wake and Bake

"Dude, I woke and boked this morning."

by ThatNativeBoi July 19, 2019

Frivolous Wokeness

Being woke about anything and everything. Overextended wokeism. When being woke reaches a level that's just annoying and has no real purpose or value.

Them bitch-ass fools are engaged in frivolous wokeness.

by Pajarrabias November 25, 2022