Wired

Wired is another word for angry,mad, triggered, heated, etc...

"Yo I'm wired right now"
"Why bro"
"The fucking cavs lost the finals"

by M.g.15 June 20, 2017

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

wired

a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage

i wired that babe and she came like the nile...

by d00d October 2, 2004

Wired

Used to describe an all natural waffle infused with 200mg of caffeine. An energy snack released in the US in the 3rd quarter of 2011 by Kokopelli Holdings in Seattle Washington.

I ate a Wired Waffle for breakfast and I am ready to play Call of Duty all night long.

A Wired Waffle has the caffeine content of 2 1/2 Red Bulls.

by Wired Wyatt December 29, 2011

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 14, 2005

wirelessing

Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

wiretapping

When someone starts following you around on social media by friending the people that you are already friends with whom don't know about the disagreement with you and the other person. A good example of this is in the case of Donald Trump TWEETING that Barack Obama had 'wiretapped' him during the election.

By "wiretapping" - Trump was using an 'expression' that literally meant:

"he was into my business" or "he was reading my posts"

A good example would be if Trump were friends with Sheryl Crow on Facebook and then later Obama hits up Sheryl Crow with a friend request which she accepts and then Trump makes a comment on Sheryl's feed like,

"Hey, I heard that Lance lost his testicle. I'm sorry to hear that. I guess that he wasn't covered under Obamacare..."

Which Trump thinks is 'somewhat' of a 'private conversation' because Sheryl Crow's posts aren't usually public, but what he doesn't know is that Obama friended her once he found out that Trump and Crow had been 'sharing statuses' and so Obama is categorically "wiretapping".

That's a 'basic' explanation of what Trump meant when he said, "I just found out Obama was wiretapping me."

you better watch out nigg*r that fat bitch started wiretapping me once I stopped calling her back

by Sir H.C. Notneb March 16, 2017