Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 11, 2018

Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.

Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.

After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.

by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Soccer wipe

Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.

Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.

by TripleC September 26, 2017

Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023