Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

Winning

Charlie Sheen's word for general success in everything in life. Made popular in a Feb 2011 rant and subsequent interviews.

The only thing I'm addicted to now is winning, I had a disease and I cured it with my mind. Winning anyone?

by Shinra07 March 19, 2011

Winning!

Pseudoironic exclamation almost exclusively used by corny frat boys and yuppies. The proper response is to sigh "chuh!" and turn away.

A random douche at a bar exclaims "Winning!" after taking a shot.

by J. Cryer March 29, 2011

Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008

Bi-Winning

When you are winning in two places at once. Or if you are just really awesome at life. People that are bi-winning may also claim to have tigerblood.

I am not bi-polar but I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by BeasyStout March 17, 2011

Wineinger

A small guy who tries to get in the middle of fights.

There goes that wineinger in the way again.

by Trout Master October 7, 2009

Winning

What Charlie Sheen exemplifies.

I'm Not Bipolar, I'm Bi-winning!
Duh, winning.

by Mark Moyo March 20, 2011