beer window

The sliding rear window on a pickup truck. Your beer cans/bottles are not considered open containters when they are in the bed of your truck.

Dude, chuck your brew through the beer window when you are done with it.

by Dan October 31, 2003

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009

window licker

Mentally retarded child licking the window of his school bus while watching the outside world.

What are you, a window licker?
He is so stupid. He must be a window licker

by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010

Windows XP

Since the advent of that abominable Vista, Windows XP has officially become not only the best operating system Microsoft has ever released, but one of the best operating systems EVER released.

All my computers run Windows XP. The new laptop I bought came preset with Vista so I did a clean install of Windows XP only to discover that none of the hardware was compatible. I later woke up in the hospital after having suffered a myocardial infarction due to being extremely pissed off.

Shame on you Microsoft. You've disappointed us all with your fucking Vista.

by XP FOR LIFE January 14, 2009

Caffeine Window

The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.

Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.

Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.

by roast beanz June 27, 2011

Windows 7

It's the best OS that Microsoft ever made!

-Hey, look at my new Mac with Snow Leopard!
-Throw it away! Get Windows 7!

by ale12396 January 26, 2009