Dr. Watts

A drink made from half Red Bull and half beer.

Hey bartender, I'll have a Dr. Watts!

by chris December 10, 2003

Watter

A small alien-like creature with three eyes, small teen, and four arms that lives in the human brain. It is an asexual meaning it can reproduce with itself. It is spread from person to person making it a communicable creature. It feeds on brain juice. Its symptoms include : throwing up, day dreaming, loopyness, producing more pee, tripping, laughing, and smiling awkwardly. Also, the Freezies (extreme case), Coldies, and the Igloo. Unfourtunetly, there is NO known cure. The end result? You die. Hahaha!

Watter 1 : We are the Watters and we like your brain.
Person : Dammit!

by Watter21 June 6, 2011

Wattpad

A place where everyone publicly roleplays random things and privately roleplays any type of sex the other role-playing person will agree to.

"I'm going to go check wattpad!"
20min later__________________________
*jacked off so hard to stupidity that he passed out*

by Randomurbandefiner February 28, 2017

Watty

Slang term for penis.

"Yo, dat girl is so shawty,
She make me want to go to the potty,
And wank off my Watty."

by steve_ayres35 July 14, 2014

Wattpad

A website where a bunch of amateur writer post bullshit but it's like good bullshit and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Friend: Omfg. I just started reading this thing on wattpad and omg!
Frienderino: Wait... What's wattpad?

by premieredimension May 30, 2018

Wattpad

A website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as "big" and "blue". It's like all the bad parts of FFN decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the Internet because the "authors" write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.

One could assume that most of the "authors" are American-born, only speak English, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the "1" key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)

Person 1: "What is Wattpad?"
Person 2: "Worse than Fan Fiction dot Net, that's for sure."

by AngelAxexinf July 24, 2014

Wattles

One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.

Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles

by AJ the Vag December 17, 2008