How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.
Matt: Why were you talking to that grenade last night?
Kyle: Oh I was trying toget it in with Molly. Had to do some friendernizing first.
Matt: How'd it go?
Kyle. Not well Molly's boyfriend is a total cockblock
"Why is Churg telling that dude and his girlfriend that everyone at the party hates them and they need to leave?"
"Churg is on drugs and Wally is trying to pull some friendtriloquism by telling him that it was really important someone told them and that he was the only one at the party who could do it gently enough."