get wet

1. (In reference to females) to become sexually aroused. A reference to a woman's vagina lubricating as part of arousal.
2. (In reference to males) to engage in sexual activity. A reference to either oral sex, where the penis contacts saliva, or to vaginal sex, where the penis contacts vaginal secretions.

1. Chris Hemsworth is so hot. I get wet every time I watch a Thor movie.
2. Caitlyn's been horny all evening. I'm going to get my dick wet tonight!

by Holzyhauser January 5, 2018

wet bagpipe

origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.

n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required

She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.

I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.

She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.

by Von Jost April 24, 2005

wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

by Admoris August 19, 2018

Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

by Hotrox December 20, 2006

wet napkin

A person who has no personality.

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.

by melissuhann January 1, 2015

wet job

Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.

Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.

by anarcissie January 16, 2011

Wet-wipe

The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.

Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)

by annoying.ginger July 22, 2018