wanking

The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.

"John wanks dry and likes to cum over his girlfriend when she's sleeping. This is wanking"

"Suzie Turns Her Vibrator Up Full To Achieve Orgasms Quicker, Woman Wanking"

"Thomas and Jack Wank Occassionally Together. Mutual Wanking"

"Wanking Is Fun!"

"I've Been Wanking Since I Was 9"

by Perry12321 January 17, 2008

Walking on the ceiling

Something that is only achievable if your legs are in the air. To have sex.

Ex1
Man 1: So how'd it go with Jen last night?
Man 2: Man, I had her legs were so elevated she was walking on the ceiling.

Ex2
Man: Hey babe. Wanna walk on the ceiling.

by 1800BackOnTop April 10, 2016

Mr. Washington

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.

Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"

by Nick D August 26, 2004

shadow walking

walking directly behind someone in a large crowd that way they make a path through all the people and you stay invisible. (:

on my first week at high school i became a pro at shadow walking.

by ikkinxx November 15, 2007

George Washington

The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.

George Washington was fierce.

by ssos September 25, 2014

Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life

Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!

by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009