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WIRED

A monthly-published magazine.

It has to do with electronic and geek things like news-type info and articles about awsome new gizmos.

The editor-in-chief is... I don't know. Hey, why don't you just check out the site? www.wired.com
I recieve WIRED magazine every month.

I enjoy reading it very much as I do not have internet at my house, and am behind in certain news things. It makes me feel smart when I can comment on how MySpace.com was bought, or how today, since 1 billion people are online, one tenth of 1% of the internet's users is 1 million people.

Yaya for WIRED!
by nubluva October 27, 2006
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Wired

i smoked 3 bowl loads of crank and now im hella wired!
by becca November 17, 2003
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If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!
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wire-biters

A term used in the US Navy for persons of the Electrician's Mate (EM) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.
You have three types of nukes: knuckle-draggers, twidgets, and wire-biters.
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the Wired

The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.
Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
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wire

"Thank you for the wire." -Enrique
by BubbleTickle January 10, 2009
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